Cooper Pooper!
Cooper lost his axe and is up against an endless wave of enemies with nothing but his powerful ass to combat them!  Good thing the shop is open 24/7!

How to play!

Step 1 - Collect Coins!


Step 2 - Poop on Enemies! (or you can jump on them)


Step 3 - Visit the shop to buy more beer or food! Beer restores health and food refills your bowels so you can poop more! (they cost 5 gold pieces each)


Step 4 - Survive! Can you beat your personal high score?  Anyone get to 1000+?


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ok - I'm supposed to be serious dad here, but I laughed my @$$ off at this!

Thanks Thomas!  This was actually a small project I did for an author I admire Robert Bevan.  He did a crowd funding campaign to make a show out of his book series and used this game as a backer reward.  Cooper is a half orc barbarian with a charisma score of like 3 and the voice clips in the game are done by Jonathan Sleep who does all Bevan's audiobooks.  I was really happy with how it turned out and glad you enjoyed it.